My dad is literally the only person who will say this when I’m sick
What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
the 4th album is “i’m not mad, i’m disappointed”
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
"If you’d rather do things that I wouldn’t do, I hate you because I’m an elitist asshole" -metrogoon 2014
this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless