bullshittttttttttt:


My dad is literally the only person who will say this when I’m sick

bullshittttttttttt:

My dad is literally the only person who will say this when I’m sick

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Ezra Koenig & his device

Ezra Koenig & his device

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You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.
What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)
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johnothetree:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

the 4th album is “i’m not mad, i’m disappointed”

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chickenfriedwalrus:

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

"If you’d rather do things that I wouldn’t do, I hate you because I’m an elitist asshole" -metrogoon 2014

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bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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